Monday, May 14, 2012

Referees & Children - Don't Trust Either One


I’m proud of the way the Denver Nuggets went out. They could’ve folded up the tents in the third, but no; they kept at it and almost brought down the empire. They went out on fire.

Lakers and Thunder is going to be an interesting series. I don’t see it going the full seven but it very likely could. Either way, OKC wins.

The majority of sports news I’ve paid attention to think the Spurs are going to snap out the Clippers in five games. I know the Clippers are wounded, but they’re motivated like a meat train; however, the Spurs are no fools. Hopefully they’ve taken into account this extended resting period they’ve been on which is good for healing injuries but not so good for game performance. Full speed scrimmages are a necessity.

Thought about all of these newborn babies entering the world; too many of them, but they never asked to be born, they never had the opportunity to discourage their parents from giving in to a basic primal urge. Yet, it’s the magic of science – those unpredictable variables that can allow two of the ugliest bipeds to live long enough to copulate and produce a beautiful child.

OKC is stomping the Lakers in the face right now.

Had a chance to hear some new, posthumously released Joey Ramone. Enjoying it very much. Am also catching up on the latest Our Lady Peace album - Curve. I'm so far behind these days, although it pays that most new music isn't worth a mother whale's titty whirl. 

So, all of these new babies will be fed using my money. I mind about as much as I have control over it, which is none. It’d be easier to secretly sterilize targeted neighborhoods through their water supply. But then, the government would start doing it to everyone; not just the ones in Arizona.

I can’t remember the first time I held a baby. I can’t remember the first time I was simply even introduced to one. I remember being one, alone in my crib, staring in awe of the brightest rock in the sky. The things surrounding it – were they smaller rocks or holes in the sky? What was behind the sky?

Always ask questions. We tell children to do that, then, more often than not their punished for it, or called stupid. It’s okay to treat them like children. Don’t treat them like they’re irrevocably stupid – although they make it hard not to sometimes. I mean some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths; they’re just begging for it, but let them be children. Nowadays, though, they are very different from when we were children. They can play tennis indoors. Many of them have read over two thousand text messages but not a single book. They are ridiculously tech-savvy only at the sacrifice of old fashioned common sense. Who needs that?  They have neediness and greed now which was a byproduct of lazy parenting and pathetic, greed laden politics.

Don’t you dare trust a child. They can’t do simple math but they’ll lock and load a fully automatic gun unit faster than you can multiply two digit numbers.

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