Anyone else ever tasted dyke-tongue?
I am reminded of the times that I have - - I was standing in line, waiting to pay for a couple of dvds: 1)The Dark Knight (which I thought sucked, but I'm hoping with alternative injections, will be better. It worked for Hellboy II, so what the hell....) and 2) Metalocalypse Season 2.
Metalocalypse is a personal taste. It's not something everyone will enjoy, but I love it.
So, I see my two options. Option 1 is a young, geeky pup that will wet himself when I blink my eyes into a wince. Option 2 is a young woman, and yes, dyke-ish in her aura. She's just bleeding dyke - - which may explain why she was excited to see that I was purchasing the Metalocalypse dvd.
I have a great history with lesbians and dykes. I've kissed both species, and nearly decapitated one of them. And so, to all the dykes out there - - lighten up. So you don't have a penis. BIG DEAL. It ain't worth it. Enjoy the vagina. Embrace the vagina.
The vagina controls the world.......stupid dykes.
