Ellie’s mother is the town’s most popular attraction
and men are absolutely thrilled by her park rides. SHE’S A WHORE – GET IT?!
Criminy, gotta spell everything out for you kids; probably can’t even wipe your
own asses properly.
One night, while Ellie (Melody Patterson) is asleep,
her mother (THE WHORE) and her current client are bludgeoned to death and the
house is burned down. Ellie escapes and is soon placed in foster care under
Mrs. Deere (Gloria Grahame) and her creepy maintenance man Tom (Len Lesser –
best known as Uncle Leo from Seinfeld).
Ellie soon discovers that she may have lived through
one nightmare but she has entered an entirely new one. Mrs. Deere’s home is
more of a prison than a home, and punishment for any disobedience is swift,
severe, and bloody. All the while, her mother’s killer is still loose and only welfare
detective Calvin Carruthers (Vic Tayback – Mel from Alice) has Ellie’s well-being in mind.
Blood
and Lace (not to be confused with Mario Bava’s quirky giallo
Blood and Black Lace) wound up being
much better than I could have ever anticipated. The story is simple, but you do
seem to start questioning the motives behind every character and wondering what
is evil and what is good? The shocks are blunt, and the use of then-new Technicolor
was brilliantly exploited in the clothes and makeup, and in the violence. The
acting was actually fairly standard, mostly amongst the older cast members, particularly
Vic Tayback as the gruff, no-nonsense detective; well done. The (COUGH)
teenagers (there was nothing teen aged about any of these “kids”) didn’t fair
as well, but they sure were pretty to look at. But what the heck is a
twenty-one year old still doing at an orphanage; seriously?
This was director Phillip S. Gilbert’s only known
directorial effort from a script by Gil Lasky. The bar wasn’t raised, in fact
it was barely even touched by fingertips from a little person standing on phone
books, but it delivered a bizarre tale starring wicked characters that made it
intriguing enough to keep watching.
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