Tuesday, August 16, 2011

News & Such

Breastfeed them until their fifteen while you're at it. The White House's Office of Management and Budget have been using these laws as gootch warmers for the past nine months because that's how far below the ladder this thing is. Child labor laws need to start being rescinded.

Accidents happen because of personal neglect and completely unforseeable circumstances, such as the tragedy at the Rangers game, but there are signs posted throughout the seating area advising the fans to never lean over the rails. Accidents and farms are synonymous with one another. These are high-industrial pieces of equipment meant to do things only a few of today's animals and more of prehistory's creatures are capable of, but they are under human supervision. Accidents are inevitable.

Dumbest question of the day - "Could U.K.-Style Destruction Happen in America?"

And history repeats itself. We are due for something doomy. Enjoy the ride.

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