Oingo Boingo & Alligators

Wondering what it means to "have a good time," these days. I'm a simple person, gimme four walls and if there has to be company may it be pleasent.

But if I could ruthlessly indulge myself without consequences, on my application for Heaven's entrance, regarding the Hobbies section, there would be: Alcohol, Amphetamines, Weekends, Alligator Pits.