Thursday, January 31, 2008

Double Barrel on LIfe's People

You start thinkin life sucks when you know someone that spends a part of their life - - fuck it - they spend a part of their day, breathing, blinking and all that brain processing nonsense; they spend it analyzing their shits. Their daily shits, weekly; I mean they're already starting to think of what font to use on for their Power Point presentation, and I start wondering if this person will found a suicide cult.

They all swore to choke on shit. It would return their souls to the earth's soil much quicker, allowing them to forever be consumed and shat over and over and over.

Fucking Shits Infinity.

I hear the musical now.

Fucking Shits Infinity On Ice. Sponsored by Taco Bell.

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