Tuesday, July 10, 2007

SCREW YOU, I'M MAKING A MANUAL !!

Babies get mad when you bite the tips off of popsicles.

I have just saved you thousands of dollars in therapist fees.

6 comments:

MK said...

Couldn't get the baby to stop crying after that, huh?

David said...

I discovered the secret for quiet, and then I started doing it just to mess with her. I'd smooth out the popsicle tip, let her nurse it for a while, then bite it off again. It was like a light switch.

I had her mom and dad laughing, then she laughed, then the dog sneezed, but that was to cover up her laughter.

How's the season treating you in Iowa?

Anonymous said...

It finally cooled off here in Iowa. We're having a very hot summer. Should make ragrai (annual bike ride across Iowa) pretty interesting.

Babies are almost like entertainment when you figure out all the buttons to push. Better than any game system really...if they're not your own.

David said...

Totally. I always say that what I love, not as much as the baby, but just the fact that she goes home with mom and dad, and uncle dave gets to relax.

I haven't played any video games in so long. There are several annual bike rides down here, most of them wind up ending at the beach. I loooooves me some beach.

I worked in a bicycle shop for a while. I had a blast learning about them, their history, putting them together; even test riding prototypes. The crew I worked with was top notch. My boss (Henry) was insane; very nice and knowledgeable fellow

Are you a guitar hero? Or a guitar zzzzero?

Anonymous said...

My favorite beach hands down was on the island of Corfu, Greece.

As far as guitar hero goes...let's just say I'm on medium difficulty level. That's the bees knees for me.

I'm still stuck on playing the original nintendo...

David said...

Aaah, Corfu. A territory well embedded in Greek culture, past and present. Did you get to explore alot? See the castles, mabye?

Medium difficulty, aye? Then, may I say that medium difficulty rocks. I wish they'd make a bass hero, very few give a wag about bass players.

Original Nintendo is the best. The only one I'd place next to it would be the Sega Dreamcast. It was well ahead of its time, and the fun factor was high indeed.