Saturday, July 15, 2006

Heave-Ho

I need to get rid of my television. I've allowed myself to be distracted by all of it's nonsensical glory. I've used it to keep up with conditions in Israel, which has been the most entertaining thing since Stephen Colbert's rip on President Bush at that dinner thingy.

My word-children weep, fearing their abandonment by me, and I need to assure them that daddy hasn't gone anywhere. He's just been very busy, and will finish their adventures soon.

In fact, why am I writing this? I need to get to work.

Curse you for making me write this (I'd blame myself, but then I'd be at fault. Impossible).

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