Getting Ahead in the Workplace

When was the last time you took a chance?
I don't mean taking a chance by waiting until tomorrow to pay the light bill, or ordering the medium instead of a small.

I'm talking about taking a truly heart pumping, life experiencing, possibly life changing chance.

When was the last time you kissed someone you've never met?
How long can you go without needing your home or the people in your life?
What's it going to take for you to get the job you really want, rather than wasting another unheard sigh in the quarters that torrment your sanity everyday?
Or maybe you're at the job you want, but haven't received the status you desire. You want that promotion. Well, take a chance, take that promotion, don't wait to be asked about it. Storm into the head bosses office, don't mess with the middleman, you need to speak to the king of the mountain, everyone else will undermine you before giving Boss the message.

Break down Boss' door, plant your ass in front of his or her desk and say, "Your hours suck, you, as a leader are unfit for this position. I just finished masturbating, thinking about your spouse, and right now your son is getting sodomized by the entire football team before he let's them do a train on his ass."
Then you grab the photo of the young girl in pigtails in front a blue sky backdrop and ask, "Who's this cunt?"

By golly, if you don't have that promotion within the next ten minutes, there's seriously something wrong with the corporate workplace.