Sunday, September 11, 2005

Life's Testicle Pinchers

I’m having a bad day.

I’ve lost my work keys, my car has been smashed, and my grandfather has been entered into a “behavioral observation center”, but after seeing him in his daily routine, let’s just say nuthouse. I’m about to go from zero to shitstorm in less than 6.1 breaths and there’s nothing that can help me short of pleasuring me with six Asian virgin women and four experienced Black women; add in three spiced up Latinas and we’ve got the Christmas party from two years ago.

Go away now. I’m remembering.

Vividly.