I Write Fiction About This Shit, These Sick Fucks Do It

Some news bits that caught my eye these past few days.

We have doctors in Missouri headlining news that once was found only in tabloid magazines. They accidentally decapitated a baby during delivery. The OBGYN - a woman - suggested the pregnant mother-to-be to deliver via C-section. The male doctor at the hospital handling the birth was against it and both pressured the mother to deliver naturally despite clear warning signs of potential obstruction in the birth canal due to the baby's enlarged chest. My favorite part is these "professionals" handled their error the way Homer Simpson handles breaking a Christmas present he shouldn't have opened. They put it back in the box - the mother's vagina - and decided to perform the caesarian, pretending to find their enormous blunder and ask, "But wha-ha-ha-happen?"

It's not just doctors killing newborns. Some mothers don't even give their uterus bombs a chance at a life. Take this adrenaline junkie for example. This brilliant flame decided to do one final base jump while she was four months pregnant. She died. SPLAT. Baby died too. She's just as bad if not worse than those selfish, cowardly shits that - for whatever reason - feel the need to kill their children before killing themselves. I wish one of them would try it the other way around for once. You get the same results with less mess. The kids don't have to grow up with such an emotional wreck and they get a chance at becoming something greater than the numbfuck that never wanted to have them in the first place. Parenthood is hard. Kill yourself not the kids.

This last one is something I might try if I ever find myself deep in the shit. A 21-year-old Utah "man" stabbed his grandmother 111 times in the heart and then removed her organs. First, I'm not sure what kind of man attacks his grandmother, let alone stabs her repeatedly, but I can't help to wonder if he realized he killed her after a few stabs and then realized he was going away for life, so he went the extra mile in order to garner an insanity plea. I definitely would have done that. The lad does have a history of mental health issues, but looking at the way public schools deduce mental deficiencies in their students these days, mental health issues seem to occur between meiosis and the incubator.

Just remember, the mankin has always been this dumb and twisted, we just now have overpopulization and social media to thank for exposing it to the rest of us, where as before it used to be quietly kept with the village secrets, and when it was made public it was shocking; now, it's almost banal, having lost all dispicable radiance.