"Too Soon" Overkill

The tragedy that happened in Aurora, Colorado isn't something to be taken lightly. It's an incident that could have happened and can still happen anytime, anywhere. In fact, now that it's been done once, whether it was orchestrated by higher authority figures, as some evidence has pointed to, or if this seemingly disturbed young man acted alone, the chances of there being a copycat are at the highest levels.

In this modern era of increasingly desensitized, illiterate, useless cultures, jokes about this incident sprang before the corpses of the innocent were even cold. As a human being that is your right to do so. As an American you have the right to be as insensitive as you please in any social medium. While it may irk my ire on occasion, I support your rights but those dull witted, repetitive, toilet humored, miscreants (look it up) that can't think of your own ways to disturb people need to be capable of taking the heat and hatred that comes with that act instead of acting like the whiny, mother/father infatuated, incest hopeful cowards that you really are. Go ahead and hide behind your computer screen and your keyboard because being a jackass on the internet is apparently better for you than being the nobody that you are in reality.

And now, thanks to you unimaginative, over-privileged, regurgitating losers the once humorous "too soon?" phrase has officially reached overkill in record time. Instead of thinking on your own, because you've never had an original idea in your life because that means you actually had to use your brain at some point, you just copied and pasted the first joke that you found on Facebook or Twitter, or picked up where the last moron the rest of you morons idolize left off after the Penn State molestation case and proudly joked about mass murder. I myself share jokes that some people consider highly inappropriate, but I always know which lines to cross and which ones to leave alone; plus, if I don't come up with it I give credit where it's due, and I do it because it is who I am and not because I'm looking for "likes" and retweets. When you go on the defensive, like you're so quick to do, all you prove is that you just want attention, like the spoiled, uncultured, simpleton you are. 

Now, whenever the next publicized catastrophe happens, and someone uses the "Too soon?" phrase, your friends might giggle because they are part of the same brainless flock of sheep that I've described above, but those of us with fully functional brains will roll our eyes, call you a douchebag in our minds because doing it online isn't worth our time, and you don't have the necessary fortitude to do it to someone's face without crying to your precious mommy and her strap-on that you adore about why no one likes your jokes when really they just don't like you and they never have. I would suggest you look up the word "fortitude" but that involves effort and even worse - reading, two things your generation and devolved species are incapable of doing.